Other engine rooms, other gremlins

One of our cherished freelancers spotted the following headlines on holdthefrontpage.co.uk:

• Arranging the death of a loved one isn't easy

• 12 die in 30 minutes as car bombers target Shite area

• Child sex field at family fun event

• Shoreham wind turbine talks

and, every sub's nightmare:

• Think of a headline
  56pt bold headline
  

Not to be left out, I must own up to a memorable typo at the end of a motor show preview some years ago: "See next week for a dull report". Yes, 'd' is right next to 'f' on the keyboard and spellcheckers, as we all know to our cost, don't pick up typos that make real words – but did that get me of the hook? Of course not.